I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Daddy ben shapiro. That smooth, beardless chin. His bountiful facts and logic. The libtard owning podcast of a debate god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, take his cummies up my asshole, and give birth to a perfect set of Republican offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get pregnant by Ben Shapiro. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would capitalism create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck